He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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