I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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