dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she peed on how many people?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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