Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
