i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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