Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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