i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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