She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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