Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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