I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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