We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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