I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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