what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
false alarm, still single
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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