jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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