I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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