16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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