Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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