i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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