The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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