So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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