Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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