Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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