Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
