kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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