Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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