i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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