Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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