I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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