i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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