he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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