Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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