I feel great
I just peed on a car
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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