I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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