I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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