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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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