glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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