If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The power of my boobs compel you
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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