So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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