champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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