So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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