Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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