Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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