i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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