Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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