check it out our google latitudes are spooning
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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