Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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