So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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