what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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