We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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