no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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