im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
The power of my boobs compel you
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
