i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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