I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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