Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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