Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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