I'm really into asian looking animals
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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