I love black thongs
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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